Win 8.1

So.. I was checking the windows 8.1 Preview product guide.

After this I cannot wait to see the full product, here are some of my impressions:

1)      Let's start by placing the most sinister grin EVER… this girls looks like she knows about the data plan limitations and is having her fun while thinking of us struggling to login into the OS

2)      Bing travel:

Are this guys for real? Have they ever questioned their capacity to predict time?

(try moving some folders on your c drive to understand).

I mean what's happening here? Your flight will leave in 24 minutes, sorry in 2 seconds, sorry 7 days, sorry 14 weeks…

NO THANKS

3)Yeap.. In case you had any doubt. I like to express my uniqueness by placing famous landmark pictures.

4)      This is the single most retarded statement I have seen on advertising EVER "if you have a device that supports it"….

Ok so get real, its about the shutter, NOT THE SOFTWARE, I feel lied to and it makes me want to cry

This one is hard, let's start by analyzing the header  "Modern engineering enables the next wave of app innovation"

…so yeah, MS thinks modern engineering is all about Nintendo64 graphs..

And last but not least… WTF is with this guy farting rainbows?

Is this intended to make me feel he had a lot of fun?

…I just think the kind of fun that makes me happily fart rainbows is not quite the kind of fun I want… maybe he has "a device that supports" vibration…